Another way to release tension in your home is to have funny family movie night. It's my belief that a family who laughs together gets along better. Create a tradition in which once night per week, you watch a funny, zany or ridiculous family movie. In our home, we pick out the movies together using Netflix. They have great specials for families and best of all, there are no hassles or late fees - Netflix lets you rent, watch and return DVDs from home - Try free for 2 weeks

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Parenting Jokes

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or
have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our
carpet or ruin our lives.

~ Rita Rudner

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's
attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

~ Lane Olinhouse

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting
will sometimes produce bizarre behavior ... and I'm
not talking about the kids.

~ Bill Cosby

Each child has been an education for us in
different ways. The first child-with-a-bloody nose
was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth
child-with-a-bloody nose was told to go immediately
to the yard and stop bleeding on the carpet.

~ Art Linkletter

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Parenting Jokes

The American Dream is not to own your own home,
but to get your kids out of it.

~ Dick Armey

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your
children deal with teenagers of their own.

~ Doug Larson

~ Ray Romano

There are only two things a child will share willingly;
communicable diseases and his mother's age.

~ Dr. Benjamin Spock

Parenting Jokes

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

~ Ed Asner

It is amazing how quickly the kids can learn to drive
a car, yet seem unable to understand the lawnmower,
snowblower or vacuum cleaner.

~ Ben Bergor

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your
groin unprotected.

~ Red Buttons

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best
we can and hold our breath and hope we've saved
enough to pay for our kids' therapy.

~ Michelle Pfeiffer

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